UEFA are ruining history, CL draw + Arsecast 321

It’s normal to feel tired when you wake up in the morning, but when I cracked an eye open at 6am I felt particularly exhausted. This was because I’d been dreaming I’d been up all night doing drugs with Nicklas Bendtner who then spilled a bottle of wine, containing all the drugs, in the lobby of the hotel we were staying in. Then we were at a water park and then it was 10.30am in the morning and I was all ‘Noooooo, I have to go to work’ but Bendtner didn’t care because he was watching Hanna-Barbera cartoons on the telly.